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Maralhal (isto é para vocês pensarem que eu sou ele!), aqui vai:






Sexercising
By: C. Michael Smith (Mas nada disto é novidade para mim, Sousa!).
KISSING:
Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5
calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your
partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for
your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each
morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s
36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss.
When was the last time you made out with your partner?
UNDRESSING:
According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off
calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while
unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it
with your mouth can burn 87 calories.
ORAL SEX:
15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long
sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you
swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since
the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect
an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be
burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.
MASTURBATION:
You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning
effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You
can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation,
according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health &
Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300
calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session,
according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.
INTERCOURSE:
The “average” lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories.
Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That's the
equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more
calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency
of three times weekly). 15,000 calories equals over 4 pounds of
weight loss per year, just from having sex three times a week.
ORGASM:
Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.
Losing weight has never been so much fun!


(Um dia ainda seremos www.machadovazesousa@sexologia.com).