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Maralhal (isto é para vocês pensarem que eu sou ele!), aqui vai:
By: C. Michael Smith (Mas nada disto é novidade para mim, Sousa!).
Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5
calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your
partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for
your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each
morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s
36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss.
When was the last time you made out with your partner?
According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off
calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while
unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it
with your mouth can burn 87 calories.
15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long
sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you
swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since
the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect
an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be
burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.
You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning
effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You
can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation,
according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health &
Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300
calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session,
according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.
The “average” lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories.
Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That's the
equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more
calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency
of three times weekly). 15,000 calories equals over 4 pounds of
weight loss per year, just from having sex three times a week.
Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.
Losing weight has never been so much fun!
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